Product details

TECHNICAL SPECS (The Hardware)
  • Zero-Blind Glow: Tuned to a low-frequency warm spectrum. Enough output to identify the mess, but not enough to trigger a full wake-up cycle for the subject.
  • Dual-Mode Emission: Toggle between Ambient Red to preserve your natural night vision or Soft White for high-detail visual inspections. Total control over the light spectrum based on the severity of the situation.
  • Tactile Power Interface: A single, recessed physical button. No fumbling with apps or touch-sensitive sensors—just immediate, reliable activation when you’re operating on 10% battery.
  • USB-C Rapid Deployment: No proprietary cables. Integrated high-speed charging port to ensure you're always duty-ready.
  • Anti-Aesthetic Puck Design: No cute ears, no glowing stars. Just a rugged, industrial form factor that fits the "Mission Critical" kit.
LOGISTICS & DEPLOYMENT (Shipping)
  • Base of Operations: Dispatched from our Brisbane Command Center.
  • Deployment Window: Orders typically clear the hangar within 24–48 hours.
  • Transit Intelligence: Standard domestic delivery is estimated at 3–5 business days. A digital tracking link will be transmitted to your secure email upon dispatch.
  • Extraction Protocol (Returns): If the gear fails to provide adequate illumination for your 0300 missions within 30 days, initiate an extraction for a full refund.
DECONTAMINATION PROTOCOL (Care)
  • Warning: This gear contains sensitive electronic components. DO NOT SUBMERGE. Submersion in water or cleaning fluids will result in a total hardware failure and immediate decommissioning of the unit.
  • Surface Decon: Use a damp, lint-free cloth to neutralize dust and sticky-finger breaches. For stubborn organic residue, a mild soap solution may be applied to the cloth—not the gear.
  • Charging Port Integrity: Ensure the USB-C port is dry and free of debris before initiating a power cycle.
GEAR CLASSIFICATION (Sizing)
  • Illumination Range: Red-spectrum LED (Optimized for 620-750nm).
  • Battery Lifecycle: Up to 48 hours of continuous deployment on a single charge (Mission dependent).
  • Chassis Material: Impact-resistant, soft-touch BPA-free silicone. Designed to survive a 1-meter drop onto the nursery floor.
  • Power Source: Rechargeable Internal Cell via USB-C (Tactical charging cable included).
  • Dimensions: Compact 10cm x 10cm footprint.

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